The Gelth

You Are a Soy Latte

Yeah, you've got a bit of that healthy hippie thing going on But you're more Kate Hudson urban bohemian than Phish groupie You're worldly and well traveled.. and you know where to get the best coffee in town. All your experience makes you a compassionate person - and a caring girlfriend.

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I'm too busy to be anyone's girlfriend, but the rest seems plausible.

Also, hello out there. I haven't introduced myself to my adoring public! How rude of me. My name is Poltergeist, I'm a superheroine, and my life would not be worth living without my coffee. Working during the day and fighting crime at night doesn't leave much time for sleep, you see.

Java Chip Frappuccino

You're a caffeine addict and pretty high maintenance about your coffee. There's a good chance that everyone at your Starbucks knows your name.

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...The girl at my usual coffee joint knows my name and gave me a discount. I steadfastly claim that has nothing to do with my caffeine habits; it's because my partner in crimefighting and I rescued her from Sentinels. Twice.